Norman The Talking Waving Gnome Door Greeter

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Last Updated: October 4, 2009

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This Gnome will meet and greet your guest with a cheeky little line. Put him at the front door for a giggle & a good time. He is motion activated. He waves and talks.
He has 11 different sayings:

You Again! You better do the dishes this time! We’re still cleaning up after your last visit.
Ooh! You’ve put on weight since your last visit.!
Hey, your friends are here! They promise they won’t stay too long like last time!
Please! Steal me away! I wanna travel the world! I wanna see London….Hawaii…. Cairo….sweet Paris!
They told me to tell you there’s no beer in the fridge… But I just can’t lie!
I’m just a little stone statue…I’m not talking to you. It’s aaaaall in your head…..
Before you knock, you better not be selling politics, charity or religion and by the way, we’re very happy with our phone carrier.
( Loud Fart) Ohhh.. Man. I held that one in for 3 hours waiting for someone to show up!
and more…..

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